英語笑話故事 大全
A Clever Panda
A little panda picks up a pumpkin and wants to take it home. But the pumpkin is too big. The panda can’t take it home.
Suddenly she sees a bear riding a bike toward her. She watches the bike. “I know! I have a good idea.” she jumps and shouts happily, “I can roll a pumpkin. It’s like a wheel.”
So she rolls the pumpkin to her home. When her mother sees the big pumpkin, she is surprised, “Oh, my God! How can you carry it home?” the little panda answers proudly, “I can’t lift it, but I can roll it.” Her mother smiled and says，“What a clever girl! Use you heard to do something,”
聰明的熊貓
一只小熊貓摘了一只大南瓜，想把它拿回家。但是這只南瓜太大了，她沒有辦法把這么大的南瓜帶回家。
突然她看見一只狗熊騎著一輛自行車朝她這邊來。她看著自行車，跳著說：“有了!我有辦法了。我可以把南瓜滾回家去。南瓜好像車輪。
于是她把那瓜滾回家。當她媽媽看到這只大南瓜的時候，很驚訝：“天啊!這么食的南瓜!你是怎么把它帶回家來的?”小熊貓自豪地說;“我拎不動它，可是我能滾動它啊!”她媽媽微笑著說：“真聰明啊!記�。褐灰憧蟿幽X筋，沒有難辦的事。”
The Clever King Solomon
Long, long ago, there was a king. Solomon was his name. He was very clever.
In his country, there were two women. They lived in the same house and each had a child.
One night, one of the babies died. The dead baby’s mother took the other woman’s baby, and put it in her own bed.
The next morning , they had a quarrel.
“No, this is my baby!” The dead is yours!”
Each one wanted the living baby. So they went to see King Solomon.
“Bring me a knife, cut the child into two and five each woman one half.” said the King.
“Oh. Your Majesty! Give her my baby. Please don’t kill my baby!”
Then King Solomon pointed to the woman in teas and said, “Give the baby to her. She is the mother.”
聰明的'國王所羅門
很久很久之前，有一位國王，他的名字叫所羅門，他非常聰明。
在他的國家里，有兩位婦女，她們住在同一間房子里。各有一個嬰兒。
一天夜里，其中一個嬰兒死了。他的媽媽抱另一位婦女的小孩，把他放在自己的床上。
第二天早上，他們發(fā)生了爭吵。
“不，這是我的孩子!這個死的是你的!”
他們都想要這個活著的孩子，于是她們?nèi)ヒ娝_門國王。
“給我拿把刀來，把這個孩子切成兩半，沒人一半。”國王判決道。
“哦，陛下，把我的孩子給她吧。請不要殺了我的孩子!”一位母親哭喊道。
于是所羅門指著流淚的婦女說：“把孩子給她，她是真正的母親。”
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