搞怪英語翻譯笑話

　　1. -May I date you tonight?“今晚我能約你嗎?”

　　-You may! “你妹!”

　　2. This book is written by Susan. 這本書描寫的是白素貞。

　　3.Good night! 黑得漂亮!....

　　4.翻譯：Shawn， I'm stay crying。

　　學(xué)霸：肖恩，我無法停止哭泣;

　　學(xué)渣：肖恩，我一直在哭;

　　笑點君：秀恩愛，死得快。

　　我沒睡著

　　When a group of women got on the car, every seatwas already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to beasleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said:"Wake up, sir!"

　　"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

　　"Not asleep? But you had your eyesclosed."

　　"I know. I just hate to look at ladiesstanding up beside me in a crowded car."

　　當(dāng)一群婦女上車之后，車上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔(dān)心這個人會坐過站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說：“先生，醒醒!”

　　“我沒有睡著。”那個男人回答。

　　“沒睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”

　　“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。”

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