笑話大全樂(lè)翻天 爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話兩則

　　He won

　　Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

　　Tommy: That's . How did that happen?

　　Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

　　A Girl's Name

　　When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late(已故的) father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine(男性的) .

　　Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I explained to Myles, Your name is very special. I named you after my own father because I loved him very much. I know he would be proud of you.

　　Myles thought carefully about this and then said, I know all that, Mom. But I don't understand why my grandfather had a girl's name.

　　女孩的名字

　　女兒出生時(shí)，我們給她取名叫邁爾斯，和我深愛(ài)的業(yè)已過(guò)世的`父親同一個(gè)名字，不過(guò)家人提醒這個(gè)名字太男性化了。

　　幾年以后，我覺(jué)得邁爾斯已經(jīng)長(zhǎng)大，能夠懂事了。我對(duì)她解釋說(shuō)：你的名字很特別。我給你取了一個(gè)和我爸爸一樣的名字，因?yàn)槲曳浅��?ài)他。我相信他會(huì)為你而深感自豪的。

　　邁爾斯很仔細(xì)地想了一下，然后說(shuō)道：這些我都懂，媽媽�？墒俏也恢�道外公為什么會(huì)有一個(gè)女孩子的名字。

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