英語笑話10字 四年級學(xué)生看得懂
英語笑話10字 四年級學(xué)生看得懂一:Verystupidrobbers
Very stupid robbers
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
The second one said, "But we’re on the 13 th floor!"
The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"
英語笑話10字 四年級學(xué)生看得懂二:Scales
A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, she commented, "I don’t think that’s going to help."
"Sure it will." he said. "It’s the only way I can see the numbers."
英語笑話10字 四年級學(xué)生看得懂三:Makeyourownbed
Farmer: If you want to spend the night here, you’ll have to make your own bed.
Traveling salesman: That’s perfectly all right.
Farmer: Here’s a hammer and saw. Good night.
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