簡(jiǎn)短兒童英語(yǔ)小笑話

　　簡(jiǎn)短兒童英語(yǔ)小笑話一：

　　Two Birds

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.兩只鳥(niǎo)

　　老師： 這兒有兩只鳥(niǎo)，一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?

　　學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　老師：請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看。

　　學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

　　簡(jiǎn)短兒童英語(yǔ)小笑話二：

　　Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I‘m meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?"

　　簡(jiǎn)短兒童英語(yǔ)小笑話三：

　　The absent-minded professor shouted: "Kate, come to the blackboard!"

　　Another student says, "Kate is absent, Professor."

　　"Silent! Let Kate speak for herself."

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