簡短英語笑話

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簡短英語笑話3則

　　瞎子的判斷

簡短英語笑話3則

　　Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, It's a wonder that the dog is so long.

　　從前有個(gè)瞎子。一天，他正在行路時(shí)踩著了一只正在睡覺的狗的腦袋，狗汪汪汪地叫了一陣。這人又往前走，這回踩著的是另外一只狗的尾巴，狗又汪汪汪地叫起來。瞎子以為還是那條狗，驚詫地說：奇怪，這只狗可真夠長的

　　到底誰更滿足

　　A person with six children or a person with $6 million, who is better satisfied? Why?

　　一個(gè)有六個(gè)孩子的人和一個(gè)有600萬美元的人，誰更滿足?為什么?

　　The person with six children of course. Because the one with $6 million wants more.

　　當(dāng)然是有六個(gè)孩子的那個(gè)，因?yàn)橛?00萬美元那個(gè)還想要得更多。

　　神奇的大鐘

　　While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den(私室，賊窩) . What is the big brass gong(鑼) and hammer for? one of his friends asked. That is the talking clock, the man replied. How's it work?

　　一個(gè)學(xué)生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓，甚是得意。那個(gè)大銅鑼和錘子是干什么用的?他的一個(gè)朋友問他。那玩意兒厲害了，那是一個(gè)會說話的鐘，學(xué)生回答。這鐘怎么工作的，他的朋友問。

　　Watch, the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!

　　看著，別眨眼了，那學(xué)生走上前一把操起銅鑼和錘子，拼命地敲了一下，聲音震耳欲聾。突然，他們聽到隔壁墻那邊有人狂叫，別敲了，你這白癡!現(xiàn)在是凌晨兩點(diǎn)鐘了!

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