3則英語(yǔ)笑話逗得你笑呵呵

　　A Small Boy and a Donkey 小男孩與驢子

　　A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad(少年，小伙子) . What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny? asked one of them.

　　So he won't join the army, the youngster replied without blinking an eye.

　　一個(gè)小男孩牽著頭驢子穿過部隊(duì)營(yíng)房。兩名士兵想跟小家伙開個(gè)玩笑：小孩，你把你哥哥牽得這么緊干什么?

　　這樣，他就不會(huì)去參軍了。小家伙眼都不眨地回答道。

　　I Need Your Football

　　George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, "Can Albert come out to play? "

　　"No," said the mother, "It's too cold. "

　　"Well, then, " said George, "Can his football come out to play ?"

　　喬冶敲著他朋友家的門。當(dāng)朋友的`媽媽來(lái)應(yīng)門時(shí)，他問：“阿爾伯特可以出來(lái)玩嗎?”

　　“不行，”那位媽媽說(shuō)，“天氣太冷了。”

　　“ 噢，那么，” 喬冶， “他的足球可以出來(lái)玩嗎?”

　　狗也知道這個(gè)諺語(yǔ)嗎?

　　The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog.

　　"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

　　"Ah, yes," answered the little girl. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

　　一個(gè)小女孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。

　　“沒有關(guān)系，”一位先生說(shuō)，“不用害怕，你知道這條諺語(yǔ)嗎：‘吠狗不咬人。’”

　　“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎?”

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