英語(yǔ)笑話之情人來(lái)電

　　A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.

　　“What was that for?”, the man asked.

　　一個(gè)男人坐在那兒看報(bào)紙,他的老婆用煎鍋打他的頭。

　　“那是為什么?”,那人問(wèn)道。

　　The wife replied, “That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket”.

　　The man said, “When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.”

　　The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

　　妻子回答說(shuō),“這張紙上寫的名字珍妮,我在你的'褲子口袋里發(fā)現(xiàn)的”。

　　那人說(shuō):“我上周看比賽,珍妮是我下注的那匹馬的名字。”

　　妻子道歉,繼續(xù)做家務(wù)。

　　Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.

　　Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit him again.

　　She replied “Your horse just phoned you“.

　　三天后，他正在看電視,他老婆用比上次大得多的煎鍋打他的頭,他頓時(shí)失去知覺(jué)。

　　等男人恢復(fù)了意識(shí)，問(wèn)他老婆為什么打他了。

　　她回答說(shuō):“你的馬打電話給你”。

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