英語小笑話大全笑破你的肚子帶翻譯

　　犯人說：“因為我在新年時，太早去采購了。”他說：“商店還沒開門，我就已經(jīng)進(jìn)去了。”更多英語笑話盡在應(yīng)屆畢業(yè)生笑話網(wǎng)。

　　幽默詼諧的禿頭老人--雙語幽默笑話

　　One day, he went out hunting with some friends. A strong wind suddenly blew his wig off. When his friends saw what had happened, they started laughing so hard that they could not stop.

　　有一天，他和幾個朋友出去打獵。突然，刮起了大風(fēng)，把他的`假發(fā)吹得無影無蹤。朋友們看到此情此景，樂得不行，笑個不停。

　　The bald guy started laughing, too, and just as loudly as the other men. He said to his friends, “How can I expect my fake hair to stay on my head when even my real hair won’t stay there?”

　　禿頭老先生也開始大笑，笑容和其他人一樣燦爛，笑聲和其他人一樣響亮他對朋友們說：“我的真發(fā)都急慌慌地要離開我，我的假發(fā)又怎么會愿意呆在我的頭上呢?”

擁有百分之百的把握借東西--雙語幽默笑話

　　Mr. Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon?

　　約翰遜先生：今天下午你準(zhǔn)備用割草機嗎?

　　Mr.Smith: Yes.

　　史密斯先生：是的。

　　Mr.Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it?

　　約翰遜先生：太好了。既然您不用網(wǎng)球拍，那我可以借用一下嗎?

　　“過早采購”也是一種犯罪--雙語幽默笑話

　　An offender was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, "What is the crime you have committed?"

　　有個犯人被帶到法官面前審案，法官問他：“你犯了什么罪?”

　　The offender said, "I went shopping too early during the New Year."

　　犯人說：“因為我在新年時，太早去采購了。”

　　The judge said, "This is not a crime! Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how early did you go shopping?"

　　法官說：“這不是罪呀!可能是弄錯吧?那你多早去采購呢?”

　　He answered, "The shop was not yet open for business, and I was already inside."

　　他說：“商店還沒開門，我就已經(jīng)進(jìn)去了。”

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