英語(yǔ)閱讀小笑話
有笑話，大家一起笑，這就是分享快樂(lè)，也許，快樂(lè)就是這么簡(jiǎn)単。下面小編為你帶來(lái)英語(yǔ)閱讀小笑話，希望你會(huì)喜歡。
英語(yǔ)閱讀小笑話一：Who was fighting?
誰(shuí)在打架?
Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?
Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.
Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?
Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.
媽媽：弗雷迪，你的臉為什么那么紅?
弗雷迪：我剛才在大街上跑，為的是阻止一次打架。
媽媽：你做的對(duì)，誰(shuí)和誰(shuí)在打架。
雷迪：我和杰克·史密斯。
英語(yǔ)閱讀小笑話二：
A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,"Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. "
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,"It's impossible --you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!
Then the boy opened his mouth --he had not a tooth left!
小男孩兒看完牙醫(yī)，
面帶微笑地回到家：“嘿，媽媽，牙醫(yī)說(shuō)，我一顆蛀牙也沒(méi)有。”
媽媽驚訝地瞪大眼睛：“不可能——你每回上床睡覺(jué)前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完，而且從來(lái)不刷牙!”
這時(shí)，男孩兒張開了嘴巴——他的`牙全被拔光了。
英語(yǔ)閱讀小笑話三：George Bush's Love Doctors
George W. Bush's wonderful gaffes and mangling of the English language has made him one of the most quoted US presidents in history, and launched a whole new generation ofquotation books.
Here is one of his latest - and will surely rank as one of the greatest - Bushisms. It was spoken at a rally in Poplar Bluff in Missouri on September 6, 2004. He was referring to the issue offrivolous lawsuits running up the cost of health care, which he claims are driving obstetricians and gynecologists out of business.
"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their" - there is a pregnant pause, as he gropes for the right word - "their love, with women all across the country."
American women are probably very relieved that these kind of 'love doctors' are being put out of business.
英語(yǔ)閱讀小笑話四：簡(jiǎn)單的稅率
MAN: Who could that be? "KNOCK KNOCK"
MAN: KOYER THE LAWYER!What brings you here?
LAWYER:A public service.I bring important news form the king regarding taxes.
LAWYER:"Due to popular demand the tax structure will be greatly simplified...Henceforth,one basic tax rate will be charged to everyone!"
MAN: May we ask what the rate will be?
LAWYER:100%
MAN: What could be simpler than that?
man:會(huì)是誰(shuí)來(lái)了? "砰 砰"
man:是柯耶律師!什么風(fēng)把你吹來(lái)的?
律師:我為公事而來(lái).我從國(guó)王那里帶來(lái)有關(guān)納稅的重要消息.
律師:"由于民眾的請(qǐng)求,賦稅結(jié)構(gòu)將大為簡(jiǎn)化...從現(xiàn)在開始,每個(gè)人都負(fù)擔(dān)統(tǒng)一的基本稅率!"
man:可以請(qǐng)教稅率會(huì)變成多少么?
律師:100%
man:還有比那更簡(jiǎn)單的么?
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