愚人英語(yǔ)笑話經(jīng)典

　　英語(yǔ)笑話能讓我們?cè)陂_(kāi)懷大笑的同時(shí)學(xué)到英語(yǔ)知識(shí)，今天我們就一起來(lái)看看愚人英語(yǔ)笑話經(jīng)典吧!

　　Expiration Date

　　Before I could start my first job right out of college, I had to present evidence that I was a U.S. citizen, so I brought my birth certificate. The clerk picked up my birth certificate and gave it a good, long look. “Is something wrong?” I finally asked. “Yes,” she said. “I can’t find the expiration date.”

　　【中文譯文】

　　失效日期

　　我剛大學(xué)畢業(yè)找到第一份工作。在正式開(kāi)始工作以前，我必須提交我是美國(guó)公民的證明文件。于是我?guī)�去了我的出生證明。那個(gè)職員拿起我的出生證明仔仔細(xì)細(xì)地看。我問(wèn)：“有什么問(wèn)題嗎?”她說(shuō)：“是啊，我沒(méi)找到失效日期。”

　　愚人英語(yǔ)笑話經(jīng)典

　　Instant Color TV

　　即時(shí)彩色電視

　　image1962: In 1962 there was only one tv channel in Sweden, and it broadcast in black and white. The station's technical expert, Kjell Stensson, appeared on the news to announce that, thanks to a new technology, viewers could convert their existing sets to display color reception. All they had to do was pull a nylon stocking over their tv screen. Stensson proceeded to demonstrate the process. Thousands of people were taken in. Regular color broadcasts only commenced in Sweden on April 1, 1970.

　　1962年愚人節(jié)，當(dāng)時(shí)瑞典還只有一個(gè)電視頻道，而且是黑白的。電視臺(tái)的技術(shù)人員當(dāng)天在新聞中說(shuō)，彩色電視已經(jīng)研發(fā)成功，用戶(hù)只需拿一雙尼龍襪蓋在電視屏幕上就行。還真有人信了。

　　愚人英語(yǔ)笑話經(jīng)典

　　The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest

　　瑞士面條樹(shù)

　　spaghetti harvest1957: The respected BBC news show Panorama announced that thanks to a very mild winter and the virtual elimination of the dreaded spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti crop. It accompanied this announcement with footage of Swiss peasants pulling strands of spaghetti down from trees. Huge numbers of viewers were taken in. Many called the BBC wanting to know how they could grow their own spaghetti tree. To this the BBC diplomatically replied, "place a sprig of spaghetti in a tin of tomato sauce and hope for the best."

　　1957年愚人節(jié)BBC新聞中說(shuō)，瑞士的面條樹(shù)大豐收，農(nóng)民都在樹(shù)上收割面條。大量觀眾上當(dāng)受騙，打電話來(lái)咨詢(xún)面條樹(shù)的.種植方法。BBC對(duì)此的回復(fù)是：把一根面條插在番茄醬里，然后就等著吧。

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