英語(yǔ)笑話及英文美文欣賞

　　English Humor英語(yǔ)笑話

　　1 Bring Papa

　　Teacher: For final exam this time, you can take your textbooks, your notebooks, your dictionary etc., just as you do your homework as usual.

　　Frank: That sounds good. Then I can take my papa here.

　　【譯文】帶爸爸

　　老師:本次考試,你們可以帶課本、筆記本、詞典等,就像你們平常做作業(yè)一樣。

　　弗里克:太好了,那我就可以把爸爸帶來(lái)了。

　　2 Cat and crab

　　One day, a cat played near the lake. Suddenly, a crab clamped it. The cat is rather cross , it ran after the crab. After a while, that cat ran into the forest. A big brown spider making its net in the tree, the cat caught the big brown spider very fast, and the cat said to the big brown spider:" Did you think if you on the net, I will not know you? Yes, I still know you?!"

　　【譯文】貓和螃蟹

　　一天，一只貓?jiān)诤�邊玩耍。忽然，一只螃蟹夾了它一下。那只貓非常生氣，它追著那只螃蟹跑。一會(huì)兒，它追到了森林里。一只大的棕色的.蜘蛛正在樹(shù)上織網(wǎng)，那只貓很快地抓住了那只大的棕色的蜘蛛，并對(duì)它說(shuō)：“小樣兒，你上了網(wǎng)我就不認(rèn)識(shí)你了？！”

　　English Essay英文美文欣賞

　　Do you like autumn你喜歡秋天么？

　　I do not know when, you fall softly on my red sweater, you put a flower as I have it? 不知什么時(shí)候，你輕輕地落在我鮮紅的毛衣上，你把我也當(dāng)成一朵花了嗎?

　　Golden butterfly you! Whom you are dancing in it? Not smile flowers, grasses lost their luster. Oh, I see, you are in the garden that little daisy eyes. 金色的蝴蝶呀!你是在為誰(shuí)而翩翩起舞呢?花兒沒(méi)有了笑容，青草失去了光澤。哦，我明白了，你是在為園子里那眨著眼睛的小雛菊。

　　Golden butterflies, you are willing to pay my friend? Come! Flew into my books, accompanied by bright, I walked into the classroom金色的蝴蝶，你愿意和我交朋友嗎?來(lái)吧!飛進(jìn)我的課本，伴著我走進(jìn)明亮的教室 。

　　Fall to, chrysanthemum opened. There are red, yellow, with purple, and white, very beautiful! 秋天到了，菊花開(kāi)了。有紅的，有黃的，有紫的，還有白的，美麗極了!

　　Do you like autumn? 你喜歡秋天嗎？

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