校園英語笑話

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校園英語笑話

　　無厘頭笑話，故意將一些毫無聯(lián)系的'事物現(xiàn)象等進行莫名其妙組合串聯(lián)或歪曲，以達到搞笑或諷刺目的的方式。下面帶來校園英語笑話，一起去看看吧!

校園英語笑話

　　校園英語笑話【1】

　　TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

　　GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

　　TEACHER: No, that's wrong

　　GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

　　Teacher: How old is your father?

　　Kid: He is 6 years.

　　Teacher: What? How is this possible?

　　Kid: He became father only when I was born.

　　TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

　　MARIA: Here it is.

　　TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

　　CLASS: Maria.

　　TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

　　DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

　　TEACHER: What are you talking about?

　　DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O

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