英文小笑話
The Cemetery Shortcut 為抄近路走墓地
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.
Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
萬圣節(jié)派對(duì)過后，兩男人圖個(gè)樂呵，打算抄近路穿過墓地回家。
走到墓地中央時(shí)，他們被從迷霧中傳來的“答、答、答”聲驚嚇到了。
正當(dāng)兩人害怕得渾身顫抖時(shí)，他們看到是個(gè)老頭拿著鐵錘和鑿子，在一塊墓石上鑿著什么。
“哇塞，先生，”其中一人喘了口氣說，“你把我們嚇得半死啊，我們還以為遇上鬼了呢!那么晚了你在這里做什么?”
“那幫白癡!”老頭抱怨道，“他們把我名字拼錯(cuò)啦!”
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