圣誕英語(yǔ)小笑話

　　圣誕英語(yǔ)小笑話一：

　　Prepare Yourself A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop." Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."

　　圣誕英語(yǔ)小笑話二：

　　the lowest grade"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero." "Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."

　　圣誕英語(yǔ)小笑話三：

　　the chemical formula for waterTeacher: What the chemical formula for water is the ? Blonde: "HIJKLMNO"!! Teacher: What are you talking about? Blonde: Yesterday you said its H to O!

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