簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)集錦

　　1. Odd Christmas Visit

　　奇怪的圣誕拜訪(fǎng)

　　From an article on the Woolacombe Bay Hotel in Devon, England: "Their three-night Christmas break includes a packed program of family entertainment, a crèche, excellent cuisine, and a visit from Satan."

　　英格蘭德文郡Woolacombe海灣酒店有一篇文章：“他們的三日圣誕假期套餐包括家庭娛樂(lè)、育嬰托管、美味佳肴，還有撒旦來(lái)訪(fǎng)”。

　　2. Quick Cleanup

　　快速清掃

　　Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccablehousekeeper, rushed around straightening up. She put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. Later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly. Then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. It read "Thank you for not looking in the bathtub."

　　不速之客就在路上，我媽媽?zhuān)�一個(gè)完美的家庭主婦，正忙里忙外地整理。她分配給我爸和我哥哥的任務(wù)是打掃供客人使用的浴室。一會(huì)兒之后，當(dāng)她去檢查的時(shí)候，她吃驚了，曾經(jīng)一度雜亂的房間瞬間就被打掃干凈了。接著她看到浴簾上有一張紙條，紙條上寫(xiě)著：“謝謝你沒(méi)往浴缸里看。”

　　3. Post Holiday Blues

　　假日里的郁悶事

　　A waitress at our restaurant had a change of clothes stolen from the break room. Making matters worse, she’d planned on wearing them to the Christmas party. As a brand-new employee, I didn’t know any of this backstory, so I was a bit surprised to find this indignant note posted on the community board: "It has been two weeks since the Christmas party, and I still have not found my clothes."

　　我們飯館里一位女服務(wù)員的一套換洗的衣服在休息室里失竊了。更糟的是，她原本計(jì)劃穿著那套去參加圣誕聚會(huì)。作為一個(gè)新員工，我并不知道這個(gè)幕后故事，因此當(dāng)我發(fā)現(xiàn)這張充滿(mǎn)怒氣的紙條貼在社區(qū)公告欄里時(shí)，有點(diǎn)吃驚。紙條上寫(xiě)著：“圣誕聚會(huì)已經(jīng)過(guò)去兩個(gè)星期了，但我始終還沒(méi)找回我的衣服。”

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