圣誕節(jié)英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)匯集
christmas eve service 平安夜禮拜
just as i began my christmas eve service, the electricity in the church failed. the ushers and i found some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. then i reentered the pulpit, shuffled my notes, and muttered, "now, where was i?" a tired voice called out, "right near the end!"
就在我開(kāi)始平安夜禱告時(shí)，教堂停電了。教堂里的'接待人員和我找到一些蠟燭，把它們放在禮堂周?chē)�。然后我重返講道壇，整理了一下筆記后，我說(shuō)：“剛才我講到哪兒了?”傳來(lái)一陣不耐煩的聲音：“馬上就講完了!”
saying a prayer for his christmas meal圣誕節(jié)晚宴上的餐前禱告
lee, a seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the christmas dinner. the family members bowed their heads in expectation. lee began his prayer, thanking god for his mommy, daddy, brothers, sister, grandma, and all his aunts and uncles. then he began to thank god for the food.
有個(gè)小男孩叫l(wèi)ee, 今年七歲，圣誕節(jié)晚餐開(kāi)桌前，家人讓他做餐前禱告。家人都帶著期待的申請(qǐng)低頭看著他，lee開(kāi)始做他得禱告，首先，他謝謝上帝賜予他爸爸媽媽?zhuān)绺缃憬阏O，奶奶還有他們家的所有叔叔嬸嬸。然后，他開(kāi)始感謝上帝賜予他得圣誕節(jié)晚餐了。
he gave thanks for the turkey, the stuffing, the christmas pudding, even the cranberry sauce. then lee paused, and everyone waited ... and waited. after a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "if i thank god for the brussels sprouts, won't he know that i'm lying?"
他感謝上帝賜予他火雞，餡兒餅，圣誕布丁和紅莓醬。然后lee停下來(lái)了 ，大家等啊等啊。。。。lee沉默了很長(zhǎng)時(shí)間，然后抬起頭看著他媽媽說(shuō)：“媽媽?zhuān)绻腋兄x上帝賜予我甘藍(lán)菜，他會(huì)知道我在撒謊嗎?”
p.s:
國(guó)外很多小孩子都不喜歡吃甘藍(lán)菜，不知道為什么，看《絕望主婦》里面lynette家的雙胞胎就非常討厭吃甘藍(lán)菜，請(qǐng)了保姆后還拿這個(gè)來(lái)做實(shí)驗(yàn)，看看她們家保姆有沒(méi)有魅力讓兩個(gè)小鬼頭把甘藍(lán)菜吃下去。
limited knowledge 圣誕老人知識(shí)有限
as we were putting out cookies for santa on christmas eve, i accidentally dropped one. "no problem," i said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate. "you can’t do that," argued my four-year-old. "don’t worry. santa will never know." he shot me a look. "so he knows if i’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?"
平安夜那天，在我們分發(fā)餅干時(shí)，我一不小心掉了一塊到地上。“沒(méi)關(guān)系。”我一邊說(shuō)，一邊撿起來(lái)，并在放回盤(pán)子前撣掉了上面的灰。“你不能那么做。”我四歲大的孩子爭(zhēng)論道。“別擔(dān)心，圣誕老人不會(huì)知道的。”他朝我瞟了一眼。“這就是說(shuō)他知道我有沒(méi)有做壞事，而他不知道餅干掉在地上過(guò)?”
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