簡(jiǎn)短笑掉牙英語(yǔ)笑話

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　　簡(jiǎn)短笑掉牙英語(yǔ)笑話【1】

　　a life for a life

　　以“命”抵命

　　the english author, richard savage, was once living inlondon in great poverty. in order to earn a little money he hadwritten the story of his life, but not many copies of the bookhad been sold in the shops, and savage was living from hand tomouth. as a result of his lack of food he became very ill, but after a time, owing to the skill of the doctor who had lookedafter him, he got well again.

　　英國(guó)作家理查德·薩維奇一度在倫敦過(guò)著貧困潦倒的生活，為了賺幾個(gè)錢，他曾寫了有關(guān)他自己生平的故事。但是這部書(shū)在書(shū)店里并沒(méi)有賣出幾本，薩維奇過(guò)著朝不保夕的日子。由于缺乏食物，他病得很厲害。后來(lái)，由于給他治療的那個(gè)醫(yī)生的高明醫(yī)術(shù)，他才又恢復(fù)了健康。

　　after a week or two the doctorsent a bill to savage for his visits, but poor savage hadn't anymoney and couldn't pay it. the doctor waited for another month and sent the bill again. but still no money came. afterseveral weeks he sent it to him again asking for his money. inthe end he came to savage's house and asked him for payment, saying to savage, “you know you owe your life to me and iexpected some gratitude from you.”

　　簡(jiǎn)短笑掉牙英語(yǔ)笑話【2】

　　excellent skills

　　絕妙的技巧

　　after friends of mine landed at busy newwark airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. in desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.

　　我的'朋友們?cè)诜泵Φ募~瓦克機(jī)場(chǎng)著陸后，他們卻不能招呼到腳夫來(lái)幫他們搬行李。無(wú)奈，丈夫拿出一張五美元的鈔票在人群上面搖晃。

　　in an instant, a skycap was at his side. sir, observed the porter, you certainly have excellent communication skills.

　　一個(gè)帶寬邊帽的人馬上來(lái)到他身邊。“先生，”腳夫說(shuō)道，“很明顯你有絕妙的交際技巧。”

　　簡(jiǎn)短笑掉牙英語(yǔ)笑話【3】

　　doctor swift and the boy

　　斯威夫特博士與小廝

　　a wealthy old lady who lived near dr. swift used to send him presents occasionally by her servant. dr. swift took her presents but never gave the boy anything for his trouble. one day as swift was busy with his writing, the boy rushed into his room, knocked some books out of their place, threw his parcel on the desk and said, my mistress has sent you two of her rabbits.

　　在斯威夫特博士家附近，有一位富有的老婦人，她時(shí)常打發(fā)仆人給他送禮物。斯威夫特博士接受她的禮物，但從不給小廝任何酬謝。一天，斯威夫特博士正忙著寫東西，小廝沖進(jìn)了他的房間，把書(shū)一扒拉，將一個(gè)包裹扔在書(shū)桌上，說(shuō)道：我的女主人送給你兩只兔子。

　　swift turned round and said, my boy, that is not the way to deliver your parcel(包裹) . now, you sit in my chair, watch my way of doing it and learn your lesson.

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